http://outmanned.com/blog ATHIEST BLOG Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:00:22 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Garbage Can Living What about ungarbage? Submitted by: ceiling_manx via Engrish Funny Submissions Here is the original post: Would that be better or worse than being homeless http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/would-that-be-better-or-worse-than-being-homeless/ (via DoobyBrain ) Here is the original post: Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/breaking-news-some-bullshit-happening-somewhere/ Bus Fail David Hasselhoffs bus of dreams I once had a deram, er, I mean dream. Picture by: dunno source Submitted by: dunno source via Fail Uploader View post: How can this not be a win? http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/how-can-this-not-be-a-win/ From Laughing Squid (The LS link is fine but Chatroulette Map is NSFW): Chatroulette Map is a project that is grabbing the IP addresses of users, along with a screenshot, and then using Geo IP tools to pinpoint them roughly on the map. The site relies on the fact ... http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/chatroulette-map/ See more here: Gender Benders http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/gender-benders/ Time Spent Talking About My Garden Graph by: moon-cat via Graph Jam Builder See the original post here: Time Spent Talking About My Garden http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/time-spent-talking-about-my-garden/ Link: Burj Khalifa: The Worlds Tallest Building (16 photos) http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/burj-khalifa-the-worlds-tallest-building-16-photos/ Check out the full detailes of Joshua’s horror photography here and visit his website here to purchase very reasonably priced prints. See the original post: Joshua Hoffine – Making of THE BABYSITTER (10 photos) http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/joshua-hoffine-%e2%80%93-making-of-the-babysitter-10-photos/ See the original post here: No wonder the divorce rate is 52% (19 photos) http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/no-wonder-the-divorce-rate-is-52-19-photos/ Continued here: We creep social networks so you don’t have to (22 photos) http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/we-creep-social-networks-so-you-don%e2%80%99t-have-to-22-photos/ Click HERE to see some crazies on sheCHIVE! Go here to see the original: sheCHIVE: Add one more stitch to the straight jacket (22 photos) http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/shechive-add-one-more-stitch-to-the-straight-jacket-22-photos/ Go here to see the original: Motorcycle wipeouts hurt my bones (21 Photos) http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/motorcycle-wipeouts-hurt-my-bones-21-photos/ See the ENTIRE GALLERY HERE. And be sure to become a FAN of theCHIVE Facebook page or risk hurting our feelings. And if not for us, do it for your country. See original here: CHIVE-ON Facebook: Did I mention I love food? (23 Photos) http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/chive-on-facebook-did-i-mention-i-love-food-23-photos/ God, I love photoshop. Visit link: Celebrities get photoshop pwned http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/celebrities-get-photoshop-pwned/ Attention not sure bathing for the presence of I found them dangerous Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions Warning sign on a shore in sicily. Original post: Are you sure? http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/are-you-sure/ Animal Lover Fail Picture by: dunno source Submitted by: dunno source via Fail Uploader Here is the original post: Animal Lover Fail http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/animal-lover-fail/ I’m recovering from speaking at Beloit College last night (it was awesome), so consider this an open thread! Discuss what you will. Need a topic See the article here: Open Thread http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/open-thread/ Never look ‘em in the eye. Learn from my mistakes Read more: Hamsters will throw down, no doubt (9 Photos) http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/hamsters-will-throw-down-no-doubt-9-photos/ Ok, so I know this is the second Lego post this week but to hell with it–still amazing. Read the original: Timeless classics Lego style (24 Photos) http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/timeless-classics-lego-style-24-photos/ First Grade Homework Fail My toys are yellow My bags are big My Fishs are red I have blue balls Ah, school days. Picture by: Kristen Bergstein Submitted by: Rod6029 via Fail Uploader See the original post here: It’s like that sometimes, kid. http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/it%e2%80%99s-like-that-sometimes-kid/ This is the second time in a week I’m looking at pics I can hardly believe were NOT taken from a camera. Stunning. These pencil drawings were done by Paul Lung. More here: Pencil art makes me wish I had talent (10 Photos) http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/pencil-art-makes-me-wish-i-had-talent-10-photos/ Simply lush. These lovely landscape gems come from the amazing photographer Miguel Rita. Read the original: I want thaat (22 Photos) http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/i-want-thaat-22-photos/ tags: funny hottie warpaint death Originally posted here: Warpaint - prepare for death http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/warpaint-prepare-for-death/ tags: funny boyfriend animal hate See the original post here: Boyfriend - Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/boyfriend-dont-hate-me-because-im-beautiful-hate-me-because-your-boyfriend-thinks-i-am/ tags: funny car wash birds Read the rest here: Car Wash - Not AGAIN! http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/car-wash-not-again/ tags: funny hottie unchain See the rest here: Unchain my heart - yea that's it, my heart http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/unchain-my-heart-yea-thats-it-my-heart/ %excerpt% Read more: Mr Deity needs a lot more Jesus http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/mr-deity-needs-a-lot-more-jesus/ tags: jet whitehouse obama funny wishful thinking Read more here: FAMOUS LAST WORDS... "Michelle , do you hear something"? http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/famous-last-words-michelle-do-you-hear-something/ tags: canada flag body paint sexy hot See the article here: O' Canada - We Stand On Guard For Thee http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/o-canada-we-stand-on-guard-for-thee/ tags: Follow this link: Rep. Massa - Sticky ass grabber extraordinaire doing for the Democratic Party what sticky gas pedals are doing for Toyota as car shoppers compare. http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/rep-massa-sticky-ass-grabber-extraordinaire-doing-for-the-democratic-party-what-sticky-gas-pedals-are-doing-for-toyota-as-car-shoppers-compare/ tags: funny chopper truck motorcycle Here is the original post: Mother Trucker - eighteen wheels reduced down to two http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/mother-trucker-eighteen-wheels-reduced-down-to-two/ tags: funny hottie le suggestive protection View post: Castle - always use protection http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/castle-always-use-protection/ tags: petrodactal tonight violated sexual Read more: A Pterodactal http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/a-pterodactal/ I'll Admit It I'd still eat me a slice of that pie. See the original post here: I'll Admit It - Demotivational Poster http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/ill-admit-it-demotivational-poster/ Nerds They know H.T.M.L. (How To Meet the Ladies) Originally posted here: Nerds - Demotivational Poster http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/nerds-demotivational-poster/ tags: funny suggestive sperm Read the original post: Mine - runs faster and jumps higher than yours http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/mine-runs-faster-and-jumps-higher-than-yours/ tags: irony fail titanic truck crash funny stupid More: Irony - You were just asking for it http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/irony-you-were-just-asking-for-it/ Read the original post: SCREWING UP - Rating: 4.8/5 http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/screwing-up-rating-4-85/ gamefreaksnz : Facebook Fans Want Baby Named Megatron On February 27th, someone created a Facebook group that’s called “MY SISTER SAID IF I GET ONE MILLION FANS SHE WILL NAME HER BABY MEGATRON.” Already there almost 750,000 fans, and the due date isn’t until August. And over at the ... http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/gamefreaksnzfacebook-fans-want-baby-named-megatronon/ Read the original: VARIETY - Rating: 4.2/5 http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/variety-rating-4-25/ tags: undderboob boob store bra reveal funny store shopping The rest is here: Expectations - A Competent Store Clerk Keeps Them Very Low http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/expectations-a-competent-store-clerk-keeps-them-very-low/ umuima : More: my facebook is officially in leetspeak http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/my-facebook-is-officially-in-leetspeak/ tags: funny hottie support Read this article: Support - perhaps I can lend a hand (or two) http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/support-perhaps-i-can-lend-a-hand-or-two/ The rest is here: Allen Ginsberg: America http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/allen-ginsberg-america/ tags: funny yeti cavemen Here is the original post: The Yeti - much cooler than the Cavemen http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/the-yeti-much-cooler-than-the-cavemen/ From Metafilter : Some years ago I needed to talk to Thompson for an article. Continue reading here: A Hunter S. Thompson Anecdote http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/a-hunter-s-thompson-anecdote/ To Mr.M...THE MODS...and the FORUM...thank you Can you please help me get a life See more here: ANOTHER MILESTONE - Rating: 4.4/5 http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/another-milestone-rating-4-45/ The future looks sick...I gotta throw up Cant blame 911 for this.... Read more from the original source: THE GAGA GENERATION - Rating: 4/5 http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/the-gaga-generation-rating-45/ Did you lose your longdistance gf Want to just die Do you have an iPhone Now there is an APP for that. Originally posted here: SUICIDE - Rating: 3.5/5 http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/suicide-rating-3-55/ (via blaqkberrie ) Read the original: (via blaqkberrie) http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/via-blaqkberrie/ Actually We Are The Authority Original post: THINK YOU ARE COCK BLOCKED - Rating: 4.2/5 http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/think-you-are-cock-blocked-rating-4-25/ Picture by: dunno source Submitted by: dunno source via Fail Uploader See the rest here: Leno Fail http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/leno-fail/ theinnertempest : This picture. So many things going on. 1) This 17-year-old is expecting a child and playing Pokemon Follow this link: theinnertempest: This picture. So many things going on. 1) This... http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/theinnertempestthis-picture-so-many-things-going-on-1-this/ The Best Things In Life! Here's two of 'em!!! --or four-- Go here to read the rest: The Best Things In Life! - Demotivational Poster http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/the-best-things-in-life-demotivational-poster/ Breakfast Delicious. The rest is here: Breakfast - Demotivational Poster http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/breakfast-demotivational-poster/ Tailpipe She's got a nice one there. See original here: Tailpipe - Demotivational Poster http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/tailpipe-demotivational-poster/ Screwed You betcha. Go here to see the original: Screwed - Demotivational Poster http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/screwed-demotivational-poster/ Persuasion When well thought out argument points are tempered by the leash. See more here: Persuasion - Demotivational Poster http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/persuasion-demotivational-poster/ Thirstday I has thirst. 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(part 2) http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/ftwinsday-part-2/ Do you ever find yourself in a heated debate with Creationists and all you have with you is your iPhone?! Yes. Yes, you do. See original here: Creationist Claims iPhone App is Free! http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/creationist-claims-iphone-app-is-free/ tags: corey haim dead young drugs inevitable another one cory haim Link: COREY HAIM - 1971-2010 Now hanging out with Brittany Murphy and River Phoenix! --somehow it seemed almost inevitable-- http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/corey-haim-1971-2010-now-hanging-out-with-brittany-murphy-and-river-phoenix-somehow-it-seemed-almost-inevitable/ From Poor Mojo’s Newswire . Follow this link: Gay Marriage http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/gay-marriage/ tags: ice jet military Go here to see the original: DAMN - FORGOT MY ICE SCRAPER.... http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/damn-forgot-my-ice-scraper/ tags: science albert einstein funny Visit link: SCIENCE WORKS - 'cos Albert Einstien says so http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/science-works-cos-albert-einstien-says-so/ tags: physics fail funny Read more here: PHYSICS - It doesn't work http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/physics-it-doesnt-work/ tags: pin-ups women marshmallows toasted to a crisp sexy motivator Read the original: YOU KNOW http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/you-know/ tags: Read more from the original source: TALI-TUBBY - undercover for muhommad http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/tali-tubby-undercover-for-muhommad/ tags: Read the rest here: I WILL MISS YOU COREY - My first crush...my first wallpaper made out of teenbeat posters...and my last..I love you Corey!! xoxoxo Jodie http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/i-will-miss-you-corey-my-first-crush-my-first-wallpaper-made-out-of-teenbeat-posters-and-my-last-i-love-you-corey-xoxoxo-jodie/ tags: rick james funny Read the rest here: Rick James - 'One of the baddest motherf*ckers of all time...* http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/rick-james-one-of-the-baddest-motherfckers-of-all-time/ tags: icelandic girls iceland hot sexy eyes motivator View post: ICELANDIC GIRLS. Geothermally hot. http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/icelandic-girls-geothermally-hot/ tags: wow wtf nice tits sexy even if The rest is here: Admit it - If you had them, you'd be playing with them all the time too http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/admit-it-if-you-had-them-youd-be-playing-with-them-all-the-time-too/ tags: pin-ups women hunting sexy motivator Read this article: NO, HONEY http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/no-honey/ tags: Read the rest here: Sleep - i'm comeing for you! ha ha ha ha good night http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/sleep-im-comeing-for-you-ha-ha-ha-ha-good-night/ tags: pin-ups women sexy motivator Visit link: WOMEN http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/women/ tags: Read more here: Cancelled - Permanently http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/cancelled-permanently/ tags: See the original post here: HOMER SIMPSON - TO COOL FOR SCHOOL http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/homer-simpson-to-cool-for-school/ tags: sex funny lol Go here to see the original: She kept screaming... - ...'Lie to me, Pinocchio. Lie to me!' http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/she-kept-screaming-lie-to-me-pinocchio-lie-to-me/ tags: fail i beat anorexia sigh fat guy heart attack losing beat See the rest here: (*sigh*) - Ya, but i think your losing to a heart attack :( http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/sigh-ya-but-i-think-your-losing-to-a-heart-attack/ tags: Continue reading here: BUTTERFACE - EVERYTHING BUT HER FACE http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/butterface-everything-but-her-face/ tags: Continued here: TOLERANCE - NO TIME FOR BULLSHIT http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/tolerance-no-time-for-bullshit/ tags: rapist tv Read this article: Runnnnn! - what are you doing thar thay are going to get you http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/runnnnn-what-are-you-doing-thar-thay-are-going-to-get-you/ talk to it See the rest here: THE HAND - Rating: 4.2/5 http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/the-hand-rating-4-25/ Picture by: dunno source Submitted by: hobbesontheroad via Fail Uploader See the original post: Manicure Fail http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/manicure-fail/ After a long confinement in a cramped metal tube, the guards stewardesses have finally released me in Melbourne. View original post here: I have landed! http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/i-have-landed/ I said THIS IS CORNY You forgot to rinse out my can you douche Read this article: WHAT - Rating: 4.5/5 http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/what-rating-4-55/ whitewhine : my friend’s facebook status: “HELP: please let me know if you have a painter you have used and liked, we need to paint our whole house and don’t have time to do it ourselves.” -Whine Submitted by Jay See the article here: Complaint #578 - IRL Whine http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/complaint-578-irl-whine/ See more here: MOTIFAKE PICNIC - Rating: 4.3/5 http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/motifake-picnic-rating-4-35/ Mike and Doug of Awkward Family Photos will speak about the new AFP book at the South By Southwest interactive festival this Friday, March 12th on the Day Stage. Will there be a special message from the AFP Grandparents? Be there to find out… The rest is here: AFP ... http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/afp-sxsw/ Read the rest here: A Few Quickies http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/a-few-quickies/ Go here to read the rest: MECHANICS - Rating: 4.2/5 http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/mechanics-rating-4-25/ Bow to your own Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a doseydo See more here: BOW TO YOUR CORNER - Rating: 4.9/5 http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/bow-to-your-corner-rating-4-95/ Read the rest here: CULOS NATIONAL PARK NATURES WONDERS ABOUND - Rating: 4.5/5 http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/culos-national-park-natures-wonders-abound-rating-4-55/ See the article here: OF ALL THE GIN JOINTS - Rating: 3/5 http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/of-all-the-gin-joints-rating-35/ to find some new words for dang The rest is here: THAT THESURAUS GONNA COME IN HANDY - Rating: 3.7/5 http://outmanned.com/blog/2010/03/that-thesuraus-gonna-come-in-handy-rating-3-75/